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The Hood Who Stole Christmas – A Gerry Anderson A21 News Story

As Christmas approaches, you’d better believe that The Hood is up to his usual scheming villainy. Naturally, International Rescue are on the alert and will be doing all they can to thwart the evil master of disguise at every turn.

But with so many ruined plans throughout the course of his nefarious adventures, and following on from last year’s Christmas songs, we thought it was about time that The Hood had a little Christmas melody of his own.

Join us and sing along if you know the words!

You’re A Mean One, Mr. Hood 

You’re a mean one, Mr. Hood,
You really are a fool,
You’re as useful as a film reel that has started to unspool, Mr. Hood,
You’re a bad saboteur and you’re very uncool!

You’re a monster, Mr. Hood,
Your mask’s a naff disguise,
Your temple’s full of treasure, you have greed behind your eyes, Mr. Hood,
I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot Mole!

You’re a foul one, Mr. Hood,
You really are a cur,
You have the safety record of a creaking Sidewinder, Mr. Hood,
Given a choice between the two of you I’d take the creaking Sidewinder!

You’re a vile one, Mr. Hood,
Your plans will end up sunk,
Your equipment is pathetic, your car’s a piece of junk, Mr. Hood,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
“Bald, bad, mad”!

You’re a rotter, Mr. Hood,
You’re the king of dreadful plots,
Your schemes quite often fail and you’re left in sticky spots, Mr. Hood,
Your soul is a burning dump heap overflowing with disgraceful
ideas to steal International Rescue’s secrets mangled up in tangled up knots!

You’re painful, Mr. Hood,
With emphasis on “pain”!
You’re a poor would-be villain and that’s simple to explain, Mr. Hood,
And with any luck at all the world will never ever hear from you again!

Written by
Andrew Clements

A writer, film maker and self confessed Gerry Anderson fanatic. Free to good home.

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